Fire Fighters in Painful Sex Emergency – Man Gets Erect Penis Jammed in 13 Cock Rings

Fire Fighters in Painful Sex Emergency – Man Gets Erect Penis Jammed in 13 Cock Rings: Yesterday the German fire brigade was asked by a local hospital to use their precision grinding equipment to remove 13 penis rings from a 52 year old man – more details with link to video below.

German Firefighters - Ready For The Next Emergency
German Fire-fighters – Ready For The Next Erectile Dysfunction Emergency

Yesterday (Tuesday 8th March 2016) at 13:15 a hospital in Germany had to call in the local fire fighters with their specialised technology and expertise to help with a particularly sensitive problem faced by a 52 year old man – or to be more precise his penis.

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Let me fist provide you with some medical context. Sometimes when men suffer with erectile dysfunction they may consider using an implement known as a penis or cock ring. Erectile dysfunction refers to the inability of one’s penis to inflate with blood and stay inflated – it is a complaint that mainly affects men. By applying the ring to a gentleman’s appendage it is possible to reduce the flow of blood out of the appendage and thus maintain an erect state longer than might otherwise be possible.

A made-to-measure 55 mm Metal Penis Ring of the type sometimes used for erectile dysfunction
A made-to-measure 55 mm Metal Penis Ring of the type sometimes used for erectile dysfunction

A person with erectile dysfunction, perhaps due to a nerve or vascular damage, may be able to use a special vacuum pump attached to the end of his penis to create an erection. A ring then slips off the pump onto the base of the penis to help maintain the erectile state so that the person can participate in sexual intercourse.

Sometimes these rings are used by people who do not have this medical problem and it is suspected that the man in the German hospital accident and emergency department wearing 13 penis rings may fall into this category. It appears that he had already been wearing his penis rings for four days – the pain had become so unbearable that he decided he needed medical assistance. The hospital could not remove the rings. This is where the fire fighting professionals with their specialised grinding equipment were able to help.

Standard Angle Grinder used by emergency services - for penis rings a smaller device tends to be preferable
Standard Angle Grinder of the type used by emergency services – for penis rings a smaller device tends to be more appropriate (see video from NDR below)

As with any medical device there can be risks associated with the use of a cock ring. Generally the suppliers of these implements, as well as knowledgeable medical sources, indicate they should not be worn for more than 30 minutes. In particular care should be taken not to fall asleep while wearing the device – this can lead to temporary or permanent nerve damage. Illicit drug taking with the device is also dangerous. Penis rings should be removed at the first sign of problems (e.g. penile numbness, coldness or paleness).

If worn for too long the ring can lead to priapism in which the penis does not return to its flaccid (‘non-inflated’) state within an appropriate amount of time. This is a medical emergency situation and can lead to permanent damage including, in severe cases, gangrene. Gangrene can destroy the penis and may require for it to be amputated.

Example of Gangrene (please note this is a foot not a penis)
Example of Gangrene (please note this is a foot not a penis)

Fortunately the German fire fighters were able to remove the man’s 13 penis rings using their specialised equipment and training. Apparently cock ring removal is not an infrequent occurrence but it is very rare to have to deal with 13 rings all on the same appendage. Following their removal the medical staff at the hospital were able to administer further treatment to the patient.

I did a check to find out how these emergency fire fighters train for these sensitive incidents. Clearly it is rather difficult to train on live people for risk of any accidental slippage of the grinding equipment. To address this German teams have come up with a solution which I suspect could only have been devised in the land that claims to have invented the sausage. If you would like to see the team from the Osnabrück fire brigade during their Penis Ring Removal Training Exercise take a look at the report from NDR below (if you can’t read the German just click on the video – it is pretty self explanatory):

LINK to Cock Ring Removal Video: Feuerwehr in Osnabrück übt Penisring-Einsatz

Here in South Africa we have our own way of helping people who may be struggling with sexually related problems. If you know of someone in this situation please do not hesitate to share with them my video of the local Tribal Fertility Dance – but be warned – ladies should only listen to this music in a suitably private location. I do not accept any liability for the effect this video will have on their desire for passionate satisfaction.

I hope you found this article useful and perhaps educational. If you do use penis rings please take care to follow the supplier’s instructions and as always, if in doubt, seek professional medical advice. If you do get stuck – Germany’s not a bad place to get stuck in.

Chris Duggleby

German Firefighters - Primed and ready for the next penis ring emergency
German Fire Fighters – Primed and ready for the next penis ring emergency

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Pink Viagra – Extra Half Orgasm Per Month But It Could Make You Dizzy And Throw Up

Pink Viagra – Extra Half Orgasm Per Month But It Could Make You Dizzy And Throw Up A research review of Flibanserin (trade name Addyi) was published in the JAMA Internal Medicine journal on 29th February 2016. This is used to treat Hypoactive Sexual Desire in Women (the lack or absence of sexual fantasies and a lack of desire for sexual activity). The improvement in Satisfying Sexual Events (SEEs) was quantified (see below) as were some of the side effects.

Model of Flibanserin
Model of Flibanserin

The developers of the “female libido pill” Flibanserin (marketed under the name Addyi) have clearly demonstrated commitment to their product having had it rejected twice by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Flibanserin started life as an antidepressant but following its failure in that application found a new lease of life as a potential treatment for hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD) in pre-menopausal women. This is defined as a sexual dysfunction characterized as a lack or absence of sexual fantasies and a lack of desire for sexual activity (as judged by a medical professional).

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In the FDA’s first evaluation of this drug for improving sexual desire in women (2009) the clinical reviewers and an external advisory committee voted unanimously (11-0) against approving Flibanserin. They concluded that its uncertain benefit did not outweigh its harms. In 2013, after Sprout Pharmaceuticals had acquired the rights to the drug, it was resubmitted to the FDA with a new efficacy (ability to produce the desired effect) trial and interaction studies. For this submission the drug’s interaction with alcohol was tested – interestingly on men rather than the target population of pre-menopausal women. The combination of the two drugs led to an increase in hypo-tension (low blood pressure). Other tests, this time with women, in combination with certain medications (fluconazole, a CYP3A4 inhibitor used to treat candida in ‘Yeast infections‘) also led to hypo-tension. The FDA rejected flibanserin a second time concluding that the small treatment differences (sexual desire benefits) did not clearly outweigh safety concerns. An appeal by Sprout was unsuccessful.

Model of Fluconazole used to treat Yeast Infections
Model of Fluconazole used to treat Yeast Infections

Prior to its third submission to the FDA Sprout supported the launch of an advocacy group ‘Even The Score‘ which conducted an intense promotional campaign towards journalists, women’s groups, congress and the FDA. The advocacy group campaign emphasized that although there were several approved treatments for male sexual dysfunction, no such treatment for women was then available. From their website: “Even the Score: A campaign for women’s sexual health equity was created to serve as a voice for American women who believe that it’s time to level the playing field when it comes to the treatment of women’s sexual dysfunction” – link here.

The third submission to the FDA occurred in 2015 and although it did not include new information about the efficacy of the drug it did have some reassuring information about the potential of the drug to cause somnolence (sleepiness or drowsiness) when driving. Unfortunately other information submitted did heighten concerns relating to dangerous interactions with other drugs.

With regard to this submission there was some dissent within the FDA. Its own clinical reviewers still recommended rejection: “We do not believe that it is reasonable for the approximately 90% of treated patients who will not respond to the product to be exposed to the numerous serious risks posed by flibanserin therapy.” They were overruled by two FDA directors who, while acknowledging the limited efficacy and worrisome harms of the drug, emphasized that it met a need in women for whom other (sexual desire) treatments had failed. The drug was approved but the FDA required that it has a black box label, their most serious safety alert, reflecting problems associated with the drug. Clearly the advocacy group’s message had reached its target.

Upon getting FDA approval flibanserin was sold to Valeant Pharmaceuticals for around $1 billion.

The new report in the JAMA Internal Medicine journal involved a systematic review and meta analysis of 8 previous studies into the efficacy and safety of flibanserin for the treatment of Hypo Sexual Desire Disorder. Nearly 6000 women were involved. The treatment resulted on average in one half of a satisfying sexual experience per woman per month compared with placebos (non-effective pills without any active ingredient). Against this benefit a significant increased risk of dizziness, somnolence, nausea and fatigue was identified. The authors of the paper (Jaspers et al) concluded that the modest sexual desire benefits of the drug did not outweigh its harms. In addition to the negative effects mentioned above was the risk of hypo-tension and syncope (fainting/passing out caused by reduced flow of blood to the brain) when combining flibanserin with alcohol and some other common drugs.

The authors recommended more research including women from diverse populations e.g. those with co-morbidities (additional disorders or diseases), those using other medication and those having undergone surgical menopause. The original papers reporting this work can be found using the links here and here.

If in doubt always check with your medical doctor.

Chris Duggleby

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Black Pudding Breakfast - a Scottish approach to dealing with sexual dysfunction - sometimes known as the "morning after pill". Apparently it works on both sexes.
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